As some of you may know I recently had the dubious honour of visiting my local hospital. Thanks to my amazing wife’s considerable efforts at wound dressing and overall care I am currently recovering well. Sadly the convalescence means that I have been unable to follow my usual beauty regime and I find myself once again bearing a remarkable resemblance to an orangutan. This has brought about strong feelings of dysphoria (body hair is probably the only thing that induces this in me). I am feeling very un-feminine right now. Can’t wait until I get a chance to remove it all again. Hopefully this will be sooner rather than later.