The 10 Commandments of Crossdressing

I was browsing an online forum today and stumbled across a thread  where the poster was wondering about what laws that may or may not still exist that prohibit crossdressing. This is obviously a serious topic and one that needs to be dealt with. But hey it is a Friday so instead, this inspired me to attempt to be funny and I got me in a frivolous state of mind.

If there were a 10 commandments of crossdressing, what would they look like? What are the laws of crossdressing? You know something along the lines of:

  1. Thou shalt not shave your legs after Labour Day (if you wish to remain in the closet).
  2. Thou gaff shalt always hide your junk.
  3. Thou shalt not covet thy sister’s suspender belt.
  4. Thou shalt always wear thy suspender belt under (or is it over???) thy panties.
  5. Thou bra strap shall always remain hidden.
  6. Thine neighbours’ make-up shall remain off limits at all times.
  7. Thou shalt live in stealth and feel guilty at all times for crossdressing is surely worse than anything else imaginable.
  8. Thou shalt not lose thou false nails if thou wishest to remain in the closet.
  9. Thou shalt not get upset at being misgenered as 5 H ! T happeneth.
  10. Thou shalt not make fun of crossdressing it is too serious an endeavour (oops).

Sorry if this is too off colour for any of you but I was struck by inspiration to try and be funny.
I have probably failed miserably.

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  1. I would think not shaving legs after memorial day since shorts are worn in summer. That is if you wish to be closeted.

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  2. I thought it was funny. At times we take Crossdressing too seriously and need to lighten it up a bit. Good job.

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